February 2012
209 posts
Anonymous asked: How old are you? Do you have any tattoos?
Watchladywankenobi:
This seriously just made my day.
YES. and also, I want my hair back.
angisforkeeps asked: there is currently pizza in my fridge with your name on it. your move.
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This blog is super creative, and just lovely. →
poke-problems:
Who would have thought of making Pokemon out of soda cans? And who would have thought they could look so pretty?
This is amazing.
Girlfriend: I think we should break up.
Boyfriend: You were the chosen one!
Girlfriend: ...
Boyfriend: You were to bring balance to my life, not leave it in darkness.
Girlfriend: ...What?
Boyfriend: You were my girlfriend, baby. I loved you.
Girlfriend: ...
Boyfriend: This is the part where you burst into flames.
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The Bartender
I tip back my head
And finish my drink.
I signal the bartender
And I ask for another. She looks at me
And smirks.
Then she shakes her head,
“You don’t need it.”
She knows me.
She knows how I get.
And she thinks it better
If I stop where I’m at.
So I take her advice
And I quit.
I’ll walk away,
At least for a while.
